Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw something to a massive alligator. Witnesses report that Trump maybe got a little overly familiar with the beast, leading some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and pictures have quickly gone trending online.
- We don't know why Trump
- chose Alcatraz
- conspiracy theories abound that he waslooking for attention
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has encountered a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even totally plans to build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- MAGA!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the swamps on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are here seriously gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild journey. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is diving into a tank full of mean alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will show.